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Donald "Jared" Dunn was an executive at Hooli, and one of the main characters in HBO's Silicon Valley.

Background

Donald "Jared" Dunn was a Hooli executive and right-hand man to the head of the company, Gavin Belson, but after gaining a particular interest in Richard’s algorithm, quit his job at Hooli to work for Pied Piper.[1]

Jared was raised by a series of foster parents, but despite this rocky early life went on to study at Vassar College, earning a B. A. in Economics. [2]

Although his real first name is Donald, Gavin Belson started calling him 'Jared' on his first day at Hooli, and the name stuck.

Hobbies and Interests

In college, Jared sang second alto with the "Joyce Carol Notes A Capella Confrontation". He participated in competitive rowing as the coxswain of the Women's Heavyweight Crew. He was also the writer and assistant stage manager of the opera "American HerStory XX"[3]

Relationships

Julia Roberts

Memorable Quotes

"It's like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really they just wanna get you alone in the woods so they can take your binoculars"


"That's a lot of jerking."

"I like this new angry side to you. Being around angry people relaxes me, because I know where I stand."

"Sorry if I scared you; I know I have slightly ghost-like features."

"You know, Hitler actually played the bassoon."

"Guys, does girth-similarity affect Erlich's ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously?"

"I have a lot of elderly friends."

“I found my retainer in a school dumpster. I found my biological father in a militia in the ozarks. This should be no problem."

"Hey Dinesh do you use that chain to choke your mom while you stick your penis in her butthole"

Jared: Sorry, Django. Dinesh: Django? Jared: (laughing) Unchained.

"Did that pussy Jared keep you on hold long? I eat that motherfucker’s lunch every day. No, man, I literally eat his food."

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